San Luis Obispo • Sept 15: Police got a noise complaint at 6 a.m. about a septic tank pumper truck behind Grocery Outlet, making a withdrawal and not a delivery let’s hope. • Sept. 15: Police were called at 5:30 a.m. to the 1300 block of Osos for a woman screaming her fool head off...
San Luis Obispo • Sept. 1: Some creeper broke the back window of a van in the 3900 block of Higuera, so much for locking the doors. • Sept. 1: Police responded at 6:36 a.m. to the 1300 block of Higuera because — Eeeuuwww!!! — some transient man was sleeping on cardboard by the trashcans...
San Luis Obispo • Aug. 17: Police were called at 6:44 a.m. to check the welfare of a suspicious man in the 1100 block of Laurel who was last seen banging something against a wall. At 6:12, they went to the area of Pepper and Pacific where some hobos under the overpass were loudly talking...
San Luis Obispo • Aug. 4: Police were called to a disorderly discordance at 6:18 a.m. in the 1000 block of Southwood, the caller said he or she would be waiting outside, no doubt P-O’d in their PJs. • Aug. 4: Police were asked to check the welfare of someone apparently in distress at 4:28...
San Luis Obispo • June 22: Police got an alarming call at 6:23 a.m. regarding an audible alarm in a downstairs apartment in the 1100 block of Laurel Ln. The alarm was canceled when the racket ceased. • June 22: Someone at the Elks’ RV park reported a suspicious incident, screaming coming...